DOKKEN RHYMES WITH ROCKIN

I WONDER IF THESE HEAVY EYES CAN FACE THE UNKNOWN

THIS SITE IS DEDICATED TO THE PRESERVING THE FACE-MELTING ROCKIN OF DON DOKKEN.

Dokken are an American metal band formed in 1979. Wait, let me correct that.
Dokken are THE ONLY METAL BAND THAT FUCKING MATTERS and were formed in 1979 by Rockin Don Dokken after he was sent to earth by the lord of metal SATAN to save us from garbage like Boston and Styx.
WARNING THIS PHOTO MAY CAUSE EXTREME JEALOUSY AND ENVY IN MEN, AND WOMEN MAY EXPERIENCE SPONTANEOUS PREGNANCY

FUCKING RAD
WHY THE HELL IS FREDDY KRUNGER NOT KISSING THEIR FEET!?

DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU HEAR? THEN GET OFF THIS PAGE! MY THERAPISTS SAYS I NEED TO DO MORE THINGS FOR MYSELF, YOU HEAR THAT REBECCA!
I'M GETTING HELP. PLEASE COME BACK. BUT IF YOU AIN'T BECCA AND THIS MUSIC IS TOO HEAVE FOR YA THEN GO LISTEN TO SOME FAKE ROCK.
AVERAGE LOSERS WHO DON'T LIKE DOKKEN AND MAKE AND LISTEN TO POOPY EMO FAKE ROCK SHOWN BELOW.

Ew Gross Losers
POOP MUSIC FOR DUMB LOSERS WHO HATE REAL \M/


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